Mad Lib & A Milkshake

"Are you ready?" you mother calls from the hall, "you have to be at miami in three hours, and you still haven't picked up the creme brulee! Hurry up! We're gonna be late!"Without another thought, you scarf down your breakfast of popcorn and martini and head for the door. As you catch yourself in the mirror, you notice how hairy you look.Oh well! you think to yourself, No time to worry about it now! Besides, I look as light as a feather!
In the blink of an eye, you're behind the wheel of your 1998 rolls jamming to limbo. Zooming 4 MPH down the road, you pass by the creme brulee shop. "dammit!" you scream as you do a U-turn and almost run over some toys who are running in the road.After some arguing with the big smelly guy named rob, you pick up the creme brulee, get in the car, and head for miami. Upon arriving, A.and K., the bridesmaids, are wearing matching ballerina costumes. They are singing conga and reek of beer and pizza. You walk by pretending you've never seen them before and desperately search for bob, your soon-to-be mate-for-life. (You realize that it's bad luck to see each other before the wedding, but at this point you just don't care anymore)Finding bob naked except for a bowler hat, high off something other then life, you call the whole thing off and decide a spoon named rick would be better company.

I've only got about 4 brain cells firing today and that mad lib still has me laughing. I spent a few hours yesterday reading Kristin Armstrong's blog on RW and was so inspired to write today. Unfortunately I was sideswiped by a late night with the Yankees and then had my sleep rudely interrupted by our fire alarm. I don't understand why the battery would suddenly DIE at 2:37 a.m. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a 9 volt battery at 2:30 in the morning!!?? Not a pretty sight I assure you.

I could really use a few hours of run therapy with my girls to clear the cobwebs out of my brain. Instead here I am slurping on a Burger Joint milkshake and recovering from this afternoon's news that my high school best friend is pregnant. Please help....